Kahitarich Achrat aaple..

1.

Manus: "doctor doctor, mala na alikade s@^#@$ la hot nahi !"
Doctor: Maag, palikade basun bagha.

2.

Ek pregnent bai doctor kade jate.
Doctor: Kay bai, kitwa mahina?
Bai ( laajun ): Issya, Aathva.
Doctor: aho, mi kasa aathavu? tumhich aathva !

3.

Jaani Jinke Ghar Sheeshe Ke Hote Hain,
Woh................

Sirf Raat Ko Hi Bathroom ja sakte hain..

4.

ghai gardicha kiti ha traas,
hawa mansala ekantwaas...
ekant aani waas ekatra milanyache
thikan hamkhas---
te mhanje sandaas!!

5.

Lahan mulga babanna wicharto...
Mulga : Baba, tumcha lagna zala ani tumhi honeymoon la gelat tewa mi kuthe hoto ??
Baba : jatana mazya kade hotas, yetana aai kade.

6.

Ekda baba ani mulga rastyani chalalele astat. Tevdhyat samorun ek faar motha vyapari yet asto, ani barobar tyaachi pregnent bayko pan aste.....

Mulga: Baba Baba, te samorun pot sutlele gruhastha yet ahet, te kon ahet o?
Baba: are bala, te faar mothe UdyogPati ahet.
Mulga ( tya pregnent bai kade pahun ): Baar, pan baba, tyanchya barobar ti pot sutleli bai ahe.... ti kon ahe?
Baba: Are to taar PatiUdyog ahe.

7.

Eka class period madhe tp karnarya mulala :
Teacher(Ragane) : Tula Periods che mahatva mahit aahe ka?
Mulaga :ho, ekda majhi bahin mhanali, ticha period miss zala. Te aikun majhi aai ghabarali, babana heart-attack aala, ani aamcha driver palun gela.

8.

ekda ek mulga ek mulgi pahayla jaato tevha tila vicharto...'
tula chaha yeto ka?'
tar ti uttar dete...
'isshya mala ajoon doodh pan yet nahi!!!'

9.

Mallika skin specialist kade jate ani mhnate,"Doc. mi anghol karatana kay lawu?"

Dr : " Bathroom chi kadi"

10.

Mulgi: Aaj ratri mazya ghari ye.....
Sardar: Aga pan tuzya ghari koni asel na?
Mulgi: Nahi re, konich nasel.
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Sardar ratri tichya ghari jato..... ani bagh to taar kay .... Gharala kulup...... karan ghari konich nasta.

11.

Ek Manus: Hi bagh mazi navin car
Dusra Manus: aayla, kadhi ghetlis?
Pahila Manus: Are, kaal mi ratri rastyani chalalo hoto...... ani ek mulgi car madhun chalali hoti. Tevdhya tila kahi gundanni adavla............ maag mi tyanchya shi maramari karun tya mulila sodavli.........
maag ti mulgi car madhun baher ali ani tini sagle kapde kadhle.......... Ani mala mhanali " Mi tuzya vaar khoosh ahe..... kay pahije te ghe."

Dusra Manus: Maag tu kay ghetlas?

Pahila Manus: Maag mi tichi car ghetli.

Dusra Manus: Bara kelas.... tiche kapde gheun tula kay fayda?



Courtesy Marathi PJ comm...